How to Book A Holiday When You’re a Model…

1) Don’t ever, ever book a holiday.

2) Book a holiday, then stay home because you booked a really amazing job that you simply can’t get excited about because you should be on holiday.

3) Go on holiday, but wonder whether, if you’d have stayed, you’d have got that job.

4) Go on holiday, all the while feeling guilty for squandering your money on cocktails and flights and flip flops because you could have been earning money.

5) Tell your booker you have booked a holiday, but in actual fact you haven’t – then watch the jobs roll in.

6) Go on holiday, and enjoy yourself. Take a lot of pictures of yourself in a bikini for Instagram/future #tb Instagram posts.

7) Have an understanding partner who doesn’t mind travelling alone.